Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
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