Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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