He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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