You're completely useless in the revolution.
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Randomize
