Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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