Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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