your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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