she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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