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i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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