That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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