margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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