Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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