halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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