Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
