So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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