operation harelip BJ is a go
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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