I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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