Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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