help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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