i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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