your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Need sex. Gaining weight.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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