I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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