Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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