very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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