Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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