Farmville is her only friend.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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