Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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