would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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