Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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