Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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