I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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