She said her name was "party"
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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