I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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