is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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