a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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