ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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