I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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