return my video game
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
Do vagina's smell?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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