I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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