ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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