Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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