Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
My life is pants optional.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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