So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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