Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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