On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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