Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
My legs feel like baby dolphins
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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