Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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