one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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