so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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