first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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