Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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