yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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