Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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