I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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