"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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